princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

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ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

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mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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wolfcola:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

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hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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